Quote from Michael Scott in Gossip
Michael Scott: You stupid son of a bitch. You set me up. Maurie: What are you talking about? Michael Scott: Stanley's wife is out of town. Maurie: He was with somebody. Eric: He was definitely with somebody. Michael Scott: Oh, was he? Well who, his sister? Eric: [chuckles] Michael Scott: I don't get it! Eric: If that was his sister, then what they were doing was totally illegal. Michael Scott: Drugs? Eric: Making out. Michael Scott: [stuttering] Mmm... okay. Uhh... hmm... okay. Never mind. Carry on.