Quote from Michael Scott in Gossip
Meredith: Think she did him? Oscar: I bet there's something there. I was with them in the kitchen yesterday, and they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer. Kelly: If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself. Michael Scott: Who's getting married? Pam: Nobody. Michael Scott: If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm gonna start screaming. Kelly: It's Eric and Megan. Michael Scott: Oh! Hey, I hired them! Matchmaker! This place is like Spaniard Fly. Phyllis: They're not getting married. It's just talk. Michael Scott: Did everybody know about this but me? Phyllis: There's nothing to know, it's just gossip.