Michael Scott: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one: "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The- And the reason is- Because... in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.