Michael Scott: When they look back on this day in the history books, all that will be remembered is that I had a good idea. And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary. And that is what I want you to write down in yours.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I am. In my own words.
Michael Scott: I wanna see it.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: I wanna see that.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Michael.
Michael Scott: Give me the diary.