Michael Scott: Okay, then we're screwed! I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so-
Jim: Okay. Well, I lost a ton of money today, and I've a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
Michael Scott: Thank you. Jim is with me.
Jim: Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, Jim. It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed: That's not why.