Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Lecture Circuit: Part 1
Jim: Are you kidding? Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not done yet. Jim: Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown 'em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons? Dwight K. Schrute: They match the carpet. Jim: What is that? "It is your birthday, period" Dwight K. Schrute: It's a statement of fact. Jim: Not even an exclamation point? Dwight K. Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer. Jim: I can't believe how bad this looks. Dwight K. Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.