Pam: Well, I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. [laughter] He's supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.
Michael Scott: Hey, you know what? Forgive me for caring. Right?
Pam: Well, you know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. [Dwight laughs] And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. [walks off stage] If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle!