Michael Scott: Woo! Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. You are all jerks. Just kidding, not yet anyway. Welcome to the roast of Mr. Michael Scott. If you're here for the Grabowski wedding, it is the second door on the left. So, we all know how these work. Needs to get crazy. Take your best shot. I am going to sit right here on my chair and, uh, whoever wants to come up and roast me, you may. [Angela gets up on stage] Okay, lower the mic for the midget.