Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?
Kevin: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: Brownies, is it? Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thanks. I'll stick with my jerky.
Jim: So why did you come in here?
Dwight K. Schrute: To socialize. And inform.
Michael Scott: Ooh, brownies. I'm taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them at my leisure later on.
Much healthier.