Michael Scott: I'll give you one last chance to come clean. Just tell me what happened.
Kelly: Okay, all right. Okay, I did it, all right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to, and then didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.
Dwight K. Schrute: We have our confession. I'm calling security-
Michael Scott: Don't. Don't. Get away from that, Dwight, please. You know, she's got a point about you two. You do have a problem dealing with people.
Kelly: See? I wasn't lying.
Michael Scott: You were lying.
Kelly: I was lying.
Michael Scott: Yes.