Kelly: My god, you scared me!
Dwight K. Schrute: Hear anything interesting?
Kelly: What are you talking about?
Dwight K. Schrute: I think you know.
Kelly: You always say that, and I almost never know.
Dwight K. Schrute: What are you up to, girl? Phyllis put you up to this? Stanley? Are they paying you?
Kelly: Are you accusing me of something?
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course. I know you're the mastermind. But you're too stupid to do it by yourself.