Michael Scott: Dwight, your feedback is horrible.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's impossible.
Michael Scott: A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful?
Dwight K. Schrute: I sell more paper than anyone.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.
Michael Scott: Do I look like I am joking?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, but that's sometimes part of it.
Michael Scott: If I were joking, you'd be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Michael Scott: You're not.