Jim: [on the phone] Hey. You busy?
Pam: Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.
Jim: Okay, you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man-
Pam: I can't hear anything-
Jim: Everyone's just staring at her.
Pam: There's like machines going.
Jim: The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what, she's been singing for the last 20 minutes!
Pam: I can't hear anything!
Jim: Oh. Okay, well you know what, I- Well, just call me later.