Jim: Yawn, four seconds.
Dwight K. Schrute: What are you doing?
Jim: Oh, you had said that you don't do anything personal during work time, so I'm just making sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. So you're gonna time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. Really? Oh, hey, look, monkey knows how to use a stopwatch, everybody. He's ti-
Jim: Personal conversation, seventeen seconds.
Dwight K. Schrute: There is no way that that was-
Jim: One second.