Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Weight Loss
Dwight K. Schrute: Attention! Attention! We only have a few weeks left, and most of you are just as fat as the day we began. Jim: How much weight have you lost, Dwight? Dwight K. Schrute: I'm hardly the problem. Jim: You're definitely the problem. Dwight K. Schrute: This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna randomly select 3 names, and these 3 people will get liposuction. Uh. Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.