Michael Scott: Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?
Dwight K. Schrute: Shotgun weddings.
Jim: That's not what that is.
Creed: Fright. Being scared to death.
Michael Scott: No.
Holly: Obesity-caused illnesses.
Dwight K. Schrute: Obesity-caused illnesses.
Michael Scott: Thank you. Holly is right. People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days. This is about a very cool H.R. initiative that if we don't follow, we are all going to die of obesity.