Michael Scott: Did you see Holly's butt?
Jim: Nope, I didn't. You know why?
Michael Scott: Why?
Jim: 'cause most of the time friends don't talk about other friend's butts.
Michael Scott: I know.
Jim: But what have you learned about her?
Michael Scott: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read Lonesome Dove three times.
Jim: Nice.
Michael Scott: And that her butt refuses to quit!
Jim: Well, I tried.