Michael Scott: What the hell's going on here?!
Dwight K. Schrute: Nothing you need to know the details of.
Michael Scott: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, there's not.
Michael Scott: Why did you do that?
Dwight K. Schrute: It was playful hazing.
Michael Scott: No, there's no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now. And maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you'll see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years! She is the best. Take care of that, all right?