Dwight K. Schrute: I've collected the rest of the ladies.
Michael Scott: Good, good. Because this batch was awful. This one says "chair model."
Dwight K. Schrute: I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her, and I will bring her to you. And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit.
Michael Scott: That sounds good. Go get her. Wait, wait, wait. First go to Wendy's, get my food, come back, and then go.