Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Michael Scott: Jan and I had an on-again, off-again relationship for two years. And I know this destroys her case. And I am sorry. But I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition. Diane Kelly: Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's all we needed to know. Mr. Schneider: Wait. We'd like to enter in the record a page from Michael Scott's personal journal. Michael Scott: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing with my diary? Mr. Schneider: This is plaintiff's exhibit 107. I quote from an entry dated January 4 of this past year. "Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee. Oh, diary, what a week. I had sex with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific 'that this is not going anywhere.' That it was a one-time mistake. But we had sex six times, so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie." Michael Scott: Irie. Mr. Schneider: Irie, sorry. "More tomorrow. Xoxo, Michael." It would appear that neither you nor Ms. Levinson considered you had a relationship in any sense of the word, is that correct? Diane Kelly: We'll need to see a copy of that entire journal before- Michael Scott: I don't think anyone in this room has a right to read my diary. Diane Kelly: It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it. The mediator: Okay, let's make ten copies of this diary. Toby: Um. Could you make it 11? The mediator: 11, sure. And we'll break for lunch so everyone can have a look.