Michael Scott: This is what a true survivorman does. You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You can only wear the clothes that you have on. And you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets. Now in this case, this disaster is a serial killer, creepy guy who's abducted me, and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.
Michael Scott: Well yes, I would and then I would survive.
Dwight K. Schrute: I would make sure that you were dead, believe me. Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you couldn't be identified. And they would call me the overkill killer.
Michael Scott: You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.