Jim: [on walkie-talkie] Oh my God, oh my God, Karen is back!
Dwight K. Schrute: Did you say Karen?
Michael Scott: Take her to a motel, make love to her, Jim.
Jim: No, I'm not doing that.
Michael Scott: Just say you wanna get back together.
Jim: No, I'm not doing that!
Michael Scott: It doesn't have to mean anything. Just do it for Stanley. Come on Jim, just climb on top of her and think about Stanley. Jim, if this is it for me, promise me something. Host the Dundies.