Michael Scott: What, Phyllis?
Phyllis: [sobbing] Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book. On my turn, I asked her if she wanted to be in the ad, and she said "No, thank you," but I wasn't supposed to take "no" for an answer.
Michael Scott: That a girl.
Phyllis: So I kept on asking, and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.
Michael Scott: Did you or did you not get Sue Grafton?
Phyllis: [wailing] No.
Michael Scott: Oh. Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue, please?