Ryan: [on video conference] And now, from my old hometown, Scranton, Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.
Michael Scott: Hey. I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer. So take that, ass[beep]
Ryan: Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.
Pizza Guy: [to the camera] If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.