Michael Scott: [on the phone] Why don't you wanna go tonight? All your friends are going be there.
Jan: What? My friends? Michael, I was terminated.
Michael Scott: Just.
Jan: Is it really that important to you?
Michael Scott: Yeah!
Jan: All right.
Michael Scott: Thank you.
Jan: Go by yourself.
Michael Scott: No- No. No. If I go by myself, everybody'll think I'm a big loser.
Jan: Well
Michael Scott: Do I have your permission to invite Carole?
Jan: What? Jesus, Michael!
Michael Scott: I'm sor- I'm sorry. It's just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody I haven't slept with.