Quote from Michael Scott in Launch Party
Pam: Michael, this is the press release I told you about. Ryan wants you to share it. Michael Scott: Oh, does he? Pam: He does. Michael Scott: Okay. Attention, earthlings. I have some news. [alien beeping] Today's the big day that I'm heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anybody has an interesting anecdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you. Jim: Whoops. Was that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us? Michael Scott: And "Today the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website officially launches."