Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael Scott: We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um, and then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: a fake brother who steals your jeans.