Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Fun Run
Dwight K. Schrute: So just to be safe, they are giving her the rabies vaccine. Michael Scott: Oh, God. Rabies? Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh. Michael Scott: I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that? Is that like an STD? Dwight K. Schrute: No. You gotta be bitten by something. Michael Scott: This place is so cursed. Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, the doctor said she was lucky, 'cause the only way to beat rabies is to start treatment before the symptoms set in. Lockjaw.