Quote from Meredith in Fun Run
Intern: Um, Miss Palmer. Your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago? Meredith: Yes. Dwight here trapped it in a bag against my head. Dwight K. Schrute: Just doing my job. Intern: It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon? Meredith: And a rat. Separate occasions.