Michael Scott: [on the phone] So I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back.
David: Back? Why is that, Michael?
Michael Scott: Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.
David: Oh, no. Did you do this on purpose?
Michael Scott: No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will-
David: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: Yes. It was on company property with company property, so... Double jeopardy, we are fine.
David: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is "we're fine"?