Dwight K. Schrute: Now, let us discuss precipitation. Stanley, when rainfall occurs, does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous state?
Stanley: Liquid.
Dwight K. Schrute: Very good. You have earned one Schrute Buck.
Stanley: I don't want it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then you have been deducted fifty Schrute Bucks.
Stanley: Make it 100.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't you want to earn Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.