Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: How are you guys doing? Need anything? Karen: No. We're good. Thanks. Michael Scott: I have been here a bunch of times, so I know where everything is. Know everybody's names. If you need to know somebody's name, just ask me. Jim: Well, who's that? Michael Scott: That is Beardy. Jim: Beardy? I'm going to introduce myself. Michael Scott: No, no. Just- That's not his real name. That's just what I call him.