Michael Scott: Okay, Dwight, your turn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wow us. The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, "Describe your act." And the man says something really, really raunchy.
And the talent representative says, "What do you call yourselves?" And the man says, "The Aristocrats." I mean, truly repulsive acts.
Michael Scott: That is a very, very funny story.