Pam: Read the pros first.
Michael Scott: Okay. "Jan is smart, successful. Good clothes. Hot. Perfect skin. Nice butt."
Phyllis: She does have very nice clothes.
Karen: Okay, okay. Cons?
Michael Scott: Cons. "Wears too much makeup. Breasts not anything to write home about. Insecure about body. I'm unhappy when I'm with her. Flat-chested."
Pam: What was the last one?
Michael Scott: She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.
Pam: No. The one before that.
Michael Scott: "I'm unhappy when I'm with her."
Pam: Michael. You shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.
Michael Scott: I'm happy sometimes. When we scrapbook. Or right towards the end of having sex.