Toby: Hey, what's going on? There's a police car in the- [Toby sees Michael with his finger protruding from his fly] What? What's going on?
Michael Scott: Oh, Phyllis got flashed. So... [laughing]
Toby: I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response.
Michael Scott: Oh, come on. We're laughing at Phyllis but she's not even here. So, no harm, no foul.
Toby: I don't think the women in this office-
Michael Scott: Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you're the flasher.
Toby: I was at a parent-teacher conference.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh, Prove it. Let's see your penis. I- You know- As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.