Quote from Michael Scott in Product Recall
Michael Scott: And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets this unfortunate incident. And as a gesture of gratitude for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first. [Dwight takes a picture on his flip-phone] Dwight K. Schrute: You look good in this. Michael Scott: So, let us consider this matter ended. Mrs. Allen: Well, it isn't ended. I'm very angry. I could have lost business. Michael Scott: I know. I know you are angry and we are truly, truly sorry. Mrs. Allen: I don't accept your apology. The watermark was obscene and horrifying. Michael Scott: Well, we are extremely sorry. Mrs. Allen: I don't accept.