Angela: Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?
Kelly: Okay, Angela, I love your enthusiasm! All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say, "Customer service, this is Kelly." Except don't say, "Kelly." Say your own name. Or if you're bored, you could just make up a name. Like, one time, I said I was Bridget Jones and [British accent] I talked like this for the whole conversation.
Kevin: [Australian accent] Oh! Can I be Australian, mate?
Kelly: Absolutely!
Kevin: Hello, mate!
Kelly: I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend.
Kevin: I like ice cream, too, mate! Alligators. Dingo babies.