Pam: Oh, God. Oh, my God, he's going to jump.
Jim: Oh. He's going to kill himself pretending to kill himself.
Pam: Yeah.
Jim: Hey, Michael, don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that 'cause you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.
Pam: [through megaphone] Hey, Michael, I have a present for you but you have to come down and get it.
Michael Scott: What is it?
Pam: Come down and open it and you'll see.
Michael Scott: Dwight, find out what the present is.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.
Pam: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. It's a A Repliee-Q-One-Expo female robot. They're only available in Japan.
Michael Scott: Dwight, you are such a liar.