Jan: [clears throat]
Michael Scott: [clears throat]
Jan: First- First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation. All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside. Are we clear?
Michael Scott: Bippety, boppety.
Jan: Right now, we can offer you a six-percent raise.
Michael Scott: Six percent? After all we've been through?
Jan: Oh, God.
Michael Scott: I got you jade earrings.
Jan: Michael.
Michael Scott: No. No. No.
Jan: Michael.
Michael Scott: You're going to play it like this? You give me a good raise or no more sex. [to Toby] What are you writing, perv-ball?
Toby: Just preparing for the deposition.