Michael Scott: I'm not going to go out and ask for a raise right now. That is ridiculous.
Darryl: Well, when they merged the two branches together, they put you in charge. Okay? And we're shipping more now than we ever have.
Michael Scott: That's true. Yeah, that's true. You got to call your girl and get paid. Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.
Michael Scott: You know what, I should.
Darryl: Yeah, you should.
Michael Scott: I've been a loyal employee for a long time.
Darryl: Fourteen years long.
Michael Scott: You know what, I deserve a bump.
Darryl: Make it happen, Captain.
Michael Scott: I am making it happen, Sergeant.