Darryl: Fourteen years. Fourteen. I know. Okay, all right, I got to go. Late.
Michael Scott: Okay. Okay. Here's the straight dope. No tricks, no Wikipedia.
Darryl: What?
Michael Scott: I talked to corporate and they told me that I can only give you a five-percent raise.
Darryl: That's 'cause of you, Mike. They're not going to give the working man more than the boss.
Michael Scott: Well, what am I supposed to do?
Darryl: Get your own raise. You've got to get out there and earn, son.