Michael Scott: Hello, ladies. Who, here, is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy, Mr. Benjamin Franklin!
Ben Franklin: Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott! And good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
Michael Scott: Half pants, right, Mr. Franklin?
Ben Franklin: Knickers, in fact. Yes.
Michael Scott: He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was President.
Michael Scott: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.