Michael Scott: I know that you went to corporate this morning. And I know that you lied about it. And given our history, I need you to tell me right now exactly what you were doing this morning.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me. I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I want you to think about your future at this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Don't- Don't you dare.