Quote from Andy in Traveling Salesmen / The Return
Andy: What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry? Michael Scott: That is a long story. A couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan and get my job. And I am now having him do my laundry as punishment. Andy: Wow. That is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. I find it very interesting. Especially the part about Dwight going behind your back and basically being, like, a terrible person. You know, if you want your laundry done right, I used to work at Abercrombie, so... Pretty good folder.