Michael Scott: All right, everybody, circle up! Here we go. You know what this is? This is The Amazing Race. And you guys are retired Marines, and you guys are the mother-daughter, and you guys are the gay couple, and we are the firefighter heroes. Are we ready to go?
Karen: Wait. Amazing Race, like, the biggest sale wins?
Michael Scott: No. We're just gonna rush out, do the sales thing and come back.
Ryan: Is there a prize?
Michael Scott: Just bragging rights.
Phyllis: Then how is this Amazing Race?
Michael Scott: It's just- It's Amazing Race, Phyllis, okay? We're in teams of two and we're on a mission. All right. So, on your mark. Get set. Go. Let's do it.