Michael Scott: Okay, everybody settled in? Good. Why don't we all proceed into the conference room, or should I say the banquet hall? For Drum roll, please. [making drum roll sound] The official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in! Don't be shy.
Meredith: Hey, champagne.
Michael Scott: No, no, guests only.
Kelly: Smoked salmon!
Michael Scott: No, for the guests it is, for you, consider it cow meat. Strictly taboo.
Kelly: I eat beef.
Michael Scott: Well, then, consider it poisoned beef. It's no touchee.
Kevin: The beef is poisoned?
Michael Scott: No, it's not beef!