Michael Scott: Dwight, well, I passed the test, thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's great.
Michael Scott: What's wrong? Where's your costume?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a uniform. And I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.
Michael Scott: Why?
Dwight K. Schrute: I took an oath when I was sworn in. And I broke that oath today.