Quote from Michael Scott in Drug Testing
Michael Scott: The point I'm trying to make with all of this, people, is that I hate drugs. I hate them! And based upon what I have seen, you all don't quite hate them as much as I do. So, you are going to have a drug test and I am not. Dwight K. Schrute: No, you will be tested. Michael Scott: Yes, I will- Will not be. Dwight K. Schrute: No, you will be. That is the law according to the rules. Michael Scott: Okay, well, Dwight, just know that I've been very busy today and I've got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything's gonna come out. Okay? So, good. Thank you.