Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Drug Testing
Dwight K. Schrute: Have you ever taken any illegal drugs? Oscar: No, I have not. Dwight K. Schrute: Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it? Oscar: What are you implying? Dwight K. Schrute: Have you ever pooped a balloon?