Dwight K. Schrute: I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.
Jim: Whoa, you are a volunteer.
Dwight K. Schrute: I volunteered for this job.
Jim: And that's not the same.
Dwight K. Schrute: It is my duty-
Jim: Volunteer duty.
Dwight K. Schrute: -to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go, and then I will reveal what I know.
Michael Scott: [coughing] Narc!
Dwight K. Schrute: If you are attempting to compliment me, then you have done a very good job.
Michael Scott: I wasn't attempting to compliment you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, you have, because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have.